Suzanne Somers shows-off legs at age 74

Airbrushed? I thought she had gotten kinda hefty in the past few years.

That photo is so retouched it's basically animation.

Janice, is Kermit coming to the next photo shoot?

Still ain't sold her it house it looks like.

As natural as Belinda Carlisle's Playboy pictorial.

Her face looks like it's made of rubber.

I owe it to my Thigh Master, silly.

I don't get it, who wants a "cool" grandmother?

Old dames often have great legs and show them off. Think Elaine Stritch in a middy blouse and tights!

Crape-y and sun-spotted, she doesn’t look as good as she thinks she does, especially next to the young woman.

Does she hang out with the gays in Palm Springs?

R5 She's for sure taking a dump in this photo, yes? It even looks like she's a got a skirt on that she's hoisted up.

Is there anything sadder than old bitches who still try to look like they're 25?

Her legs look fine but she neglected to airbrushed her face.

It's always so bizarre seeing 70-something celebrity women trying to still look like they're in their 20s. It's very creepy, the makeup, hair, plastic surgery and dressing style. Not just Suzanne. But also, Priscilla Presley, Dolly Parton, etc.

JFC r17! Priscilla Presley was a beautiful woman. She looks like the Joker now.

Rich bitches with $$$ should go for an elegant Nan Kempner/Deeda Blair look. It's infinitely better than dressing like a 20 year-old.

R17 Agreed as far as Priscilla's plastic surgeries, but what's wrong with the clothes she's wearing in that article? I think both outfits are perfectly age appropriate and elegant and she looks great in them. What would you have her wearing, a babushka?

Dolly intends to be a clown-type figure. The others think their pussy is still Grade A.

“Airbrushed”? How old are you, OP?? These days you can photoshop and edit pictures from your phone. Just download an app.

R12 I'm sure Suzanne is accosted by gays at the supermarket all the time.

Blow up the picture and you will see brown spots and ripples below the knee.

Priscilla looks like that thing from the Saw movies. Total horror show.

One should always wear pantyhose under their shorts or nighties.

Looking at the pics in this thread (Presley, Somers) makes me feel sad.

They really ruined their faces.

Her trunk is triple the size of her granddaughter's.

Look at her hand. Dolly wears lace gloves or extra long sleeves to cover her old lady hands.

Suzanne’s face is a tragedy. Priscilla Presley’s is even worse.

Would just age gracefully by having Michelle Pfifer level surgery and where chic, simple flattering clothing. Suzanne telling her kids she's a "different kind of grandma" did make me laugh. She sounds like a grandma from her post. Go Suzanne, I guess!

Her granddaughter looks very pretty.

And I’ll leave it at that.

Where does Sharon Stone get all her face work done? Because all these ladies need to go there.

Too bad she never showed-off any talent at 24 or 34 or 44 or....

Sharon Stone has had the best work. She's not trying to look 25, she looks more or less her age but very good for her age.

Can any DL plastic surgeons explain HOW whatever plastic surgery Suzanne Somers had makes her face so... large? I've seen it with other celebrities and I just don't get it. Is it migrating filler? Do people think that shit looks good? I'd rather look at Justine Bateman.

Sharon must do what Liz Taylor did - the occasional subtle nip and tuck, and that’s it. Not overly stretched and pulled. No Botox or fillers, which are what truly make you look disfigured.

Suzanne looks like her face was inflated with a tire pump.

She seems like she is truly morphing into Muppet Janice.

[quote]Not just Suzanne. But also, Priscilla Presley, Dolly Parton, etc.

At least Dolly is in on the joke.

Her pose is clever. There's not much you can do about old lady knees, so she has one bent and covering the other one.

For all the leg work she's done, you can see that just like ever other oldster, she's losing muscle mass in her thighs.

And it looks like Photoshop really worked overtime on her neck.

"I'm not a regular grandma, I'm a cool grandma!"

OK Boomer.

The lack of self-awareness these women like Suzanne have is startling. They really think they look great, and not sad and ridiculous.

When you see these old hag celebrities still desperately trying to look young and cool, you can understand why some of them like Crawford and Dietrich decided it was time to close the door and just go to bed.

Suzy Somers has attended the Brendad Ickson School of Photoshopping, obviously.

r48 i think they are sold a bill of goods and it doesn't turn out that way. i had plastic surgery after gastric bypass surgery years ago and the results were not what was promised at all and have caused issues for many years. but i think a Hollywood star would have better vetting than i would.

My surgery was on body for excess skin, not face. i haven't done a damn think to my face, not even botox. i'd rather age with my natural face than these people that add fillers and do all this shit to their face and it looking so unnatural.

Ugh, is there anything more pathetic than these old broads competing with their grandchildren? Dressing like a teenager when you're 74 does not make you cool - it makes you ridiculous.

She reminds me of Christie Brinkley with her "look-I've-still-got-it" thirst pics. They're not fooling anyone except themselves.

The photo looks photoshopped but her legs are probably not too bad because of her Thigh Master use. The enormous granny bosoms and barrel belly on the other hand, there's no hiding the fat.

R41 Both Susie and grandpa Allan have been bioidentical hormones for years, . Which I believe is basically some form of steroid. It's grown both their faces to the size of their enormous egos!

This thread reminds me--is there anywhere where you can get really worn antique leather restored?

[quote] I have always told the kids, “I’m a different kind of grandmother!”

Is that Suzanne's real hair or does she wear a wig?

I can't believe I wore an iron-on T-shirt of her when I was a kid.

I bet you wish you still had that t-shirt, r60!

No mention of the frolic in the Bellagio fountains? You bitches are slipping.

R62 She's never been attractive. Her flaxen blonde hair is mainly been what's made her a sex symbol and has kept the focus off her unattractive facial features, and she continues to wear her hair like that in the public eye. One can only imagine how she must look after removing her wig and makeup every night before going to bed.

R65 This picture of her face and neck are scary enough with make-up, it's too horrifying to think what she looks like without it,

Suzanne honey, nobody wants to see your ancient old funbags. Cover that shit up!

These old ladies who think they're still "hot" are so ridiculous and pathetic.

[quote]One can only imagine how she must look after removing her wig and makeup every night before going to bed.

I'm picturing Uncle Fester from The Addams Family.

She always looks sunburned.

Suzanne has been wearing that same wig for like 20 years now.

Does Suzanne wash her wig in the bathroom sink with Tide and then hang it on the shower rack every night, so it's fresh in the morning?

R72 I think she might put it back into its cage at night.

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